{"id":2522,"date":"2012-08-13T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2522"},"modified":"2012-08-13T12:06:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T16:06:00","slug":"arrival-at-unit-so-close-and-yet-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/13\/arrival-at-unit-so-close-and-yet-so-far\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Arrival at unit&#8221;: so close and yet so far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tracking a package online is kind of like watching a pot boil. Nothing happens&#8230;nothing happens&#8230;the tracking status does update&#8230;doesn&#39;t update&#8230;the water sits there, not bubbling&#8230;not bubbling&#8230; Then the package moves 1 or 2 steps on its journey; a few bubbles make their way lazily from the bottom of the pan to the top, etc., etc. The more I want the package to arrive or the pot to boil, the slower the process seems to go.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes the moment right before delivery\/boiling seems to last the longest. Currently, Lura&#39;s head, coming from Germany, has achieved &quot;arrival at unit&quot; as of Saturday. This sounds great, right, like the package has actually been dropped off at its destination? WRONG. &quot;Unit&quot; = post office. &quot;Arrival at unit&quot; is followed by &quot;out for delivery&quot; and THEN &quot;delivered.&quot; The ambiguous wording really irritates me in this case, especially since the &quot;unit&quot; is 5 minutes&#39; walk from my work address, to which the package is being delivered. So close and yet so far.<\/p>\n<p>GIMME ME MY PACKAGE!!! I called the &quot;unit,&quot; actually a carrier station, not a full-service PO, and they said that Lura was out for delivery <i>as we speak,<\/i> so I sure hope she comes today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tracking a package online is kind of like watching a pot boil. Nothing happens&#8230;nothing happens&#8230;the tracking status does update&#8230;doesn&#39;t update&#8230;the water sits there, not bubbling&#8230;not bubbling&#8230; Then the package moves 1 or 2 steps on its journey; a few bubbles make their way lazily from the bottom of the pan to the top, etc., etc.&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/13\/arrival-at-unit-so-close-and-yet-so-far\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Arrival at unit&#8221;: so close and yet so far<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}