{"id":2523,"date":"2012-08-13T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2523"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:41:33","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:41:33","slug":"jujube-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/13\/jujube-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Jujube at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jujube keeps me company at work every day. Let&#39;s see what she does&#8230;.<br \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>She spends much of her time sitting on top of one of my speakers.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9401.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Occasionally her ass starts hurting, so she switches over to my gel-padded mouse for comfort.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9402.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I tell her to move so I can, you know, do stuff, but she just tries charming me with her adorable little freckly smirk.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9403.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once she gets on top of the mouse, she&#39;s liable to start playing on the computer&#8230;.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9404.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When that gets boring, she commandeers the phone to make very short prank calls. [She&#39;s only 14cm high!]<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9405.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She chats with some of the other denizens of my office, Angel Bear and Junebug.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9406.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then she&#8230;Hey, not in my glasses case! Sigh&#8230;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/jujube\/work\/IMG_9407.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jujube keeps me company at work every day. Let&#39;s see what she does&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[635],"class_list":["post-2523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jujube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4038,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions\/4038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}