{"id":2557,"date":"2012-08-22T07:52:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T11:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2557"},"modified":"2012-08-22T07:52:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T11:52:00","slug":"what-part-of-for-sale-dont-you-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/22\/what-part-of-for-sale-dont-you-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"What part of &#8220;for sale&#8221; don&#8217;t you understand?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get so irritated when I post dolls for sale on DOA, and then people try to trade me their dolls for mine when I have explicitly stated that I&#39;m not open to trades. No! I don&#39;t want your f&#39;in&#39; doll!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get so irritated when I post dolls for sale on DOA, and then people try to trade me their dolls for mine when I have explicitly stated that I&#39;m not open to trades. No! I don&#39;t want your f&#39;in&#39; doll!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}