{"id":2595,"date":"2012-08-30T11:57:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-30T15:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2595"},"modified":"2012-08-30T11:57:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-30T15:57:00","slug":"the-problem-with-wearing-clothes-until-they-fall-apart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/30\/the-problem-with-wearing-clothes-until-they-fall-apart\/","title":{"rendered":"The problem with wearing clothes until they fall apart&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is that, when I&#39;m going to the bathroom at work, I&#39;ll be staring at my shorts, and then I&#39;ll suddenly realize that <i>they have a hole in the crotch.<\/i> A big one. Right where the 4 seams join too! :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is that, when I&#39;m going to the bathroom at work, I&#39;ll be staring at my shorts, and then I&#39;ll suddenly realize that they have a hole in the crotch. A big one. Right where the 4 seams join too! :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}