{"id":2596,"date":"2012-08-31T08:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2596"},"modified":"2012-08-31T08:06:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T12:06:00","slug":"i-dont-get-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/31\/i-dont-get-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t get it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the DOA marketplace, huge sums of money regularly change hands. With that in mind, I do not understand how anyone would put &quot;concealed cash&quot; as an acceptable method of payment. &quot;La la la, I just committed to buying a $650.00 doll. I&#39;ll just stick some bills in a padded mailer and send &#39;em first class.&quot; Who thinks that is a good idea?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the DOA marketplace, huge sums of money regularly change hands. With that in mind, I do not understand how anyone would put &quot;concealed cash&quot; as an acceptable method of payment. &quot;La la la, I just committed to buying a $650.00 doll. I&#39;ll just stick some bills in a padded mailer and send &#39;em first&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/08\/31\/i-dont-get-it\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I don&#8217;t get it.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}