{"id":2604,"date":"2012-09-04T08:26:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T12:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2604"},"modified":"2012-09-04T08:26:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T12:26:00","slug":"lets-all-self-destruct-at-the-same-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/04\/lets-all-self-destruct-at-the-same-time\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Let&#8217;s all self-destruct at the same time!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My clothes and stuff are ganging up on me. One of my favorite T-shirts was ignominiously slain by an oil-based dressing stain 2 weeks ago, so I replaced it at Goodwill this weekend [$5.00].<\/p>\n<p>My favorite shorts expired last week, so I got some more off Ebay [~$22.00].<\/p>\n<p>Then one of my pillows died, so I replaced it [$18.00]. While I was at it, I purchased some towels that actually covered me up [$25.00].<\/p>\n<p>Then I discovered holes in my pajama top and [where else?] the crotch of pajama pants #2. Since I use a special type of long underwear as pajamas, it&#39;s costing me $140.00 for 2 replacement sets.<\/p>\n<p>I have to get some new bottom fitted sheets for my bed this week. I only have 1, and it&#39;s stained as heck. I also need some new pillowcases. I&#39;d rather not buy sheet sets, though, because I never use the top sheets, so they just stay in storage, using up valuable space.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#39;m at it, I could probably use another winter coat: one with a waterproof outer layer and an insulated inner layer. I&#39;ve been using my current one so long that it&#39;s fraying at the cuffs, and it has permanent smudges all over it from dirt and\/or the strap of my previous purse, which leaked dye whenever it got wet. &gt;: Also it has some unpleasant history attached to it, so it really should go away.<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, a second fleece jacket would be a wise investment. I spent pretty much the entire period from October of last year to April of this year wearing my current fleece jacket. I originally bought it to be the first layer of winter clothes, over which I would put my outer winter jacket to constitute an entire coat. Then, because I&#39;m hypersensitive to temperature and would rather be slightly hot than slightly cold, I ended up never taking it off. I wore it in the office every single day. I wore it when I got home from work. I wore it on the weekends. I wore it on quick trips outside [like to and from the laundry shed]. I wore it when I took naps. I wore it when I did pretty much everything <i>except<\/i> sleeping, and, even then, I wore it on especially cold nights. :p I <i>lived<\/i> in that thing. I should get another, just to distribute the wear.<\/p>\n<p>Does <i>anything else<\/i> want to wear out, while I&#39;m spending money??? :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My clothes and stuff are ganging up on me. One of my favorite T-shirts was ignominiously slain by an oil-based dressing stain 2 weeks ago, so I replaced it at Goodwill this weekend [$5.00]. My favorite shorts expired last week, so I got some more off Ebay [~$22.00]. Then one of my pillows died, so&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/04\/lets-all-self-destruct-at-the-same-time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Let&#8217;s all self-destruct at the same time!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}