{"id":2606,"date":"2012-09-04T17:44:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2606"},"modified":"2012-09-04T17:44:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T21:44:00","slug":"here-is-your-certificate-of-doll-ownership","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/04\/here-is-your-certificate-of-doll-ownership\/","title":{"rendered":"Here is your certificate of doll ownership."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve always found it very odd that people congratulate each other on the purchase of a new BJD, as if it&#39;s some great accomplishment. I understand that it may take a lot of blood, sweat and tears to save up for the doll, as well as a lot of patience to wait for the doll. However, buying a doll does necessarily require lots of hard work, skill and talent, in the way that, for example, writing the Great American Novel does or learning to ride a unicycle does. Neither is buying a doll a milestone like graduation or moving to a new house. The actual purchase of a BJD does not require any great exertion of admirable character traits; any fool with a credit card can buy a doll. So why do we act like it&#39;s so impressive?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve always found it very odd that people congratulate each other on the purchase of a new BJD, as if it&#39;s some great accomplishment. I understand that it may take a lot of blood, sweat and tears to save up for the doll, as well as a lot of patience to wait for the doll.&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/04\/here-is-your-certificate-of-doll-ownership\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Here is your certificate of doll ownership.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}