{"id":2629,"date":"2012-09-12T12:10:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T16:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2629"},"modified":"2015-07-16T12:28:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T16:28:16","slug":"mmmm-i-love-the-taste-of-3-in-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/12\/mmmm-i-love-the-taste-of-3-in-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmmm, I love the taste of 3-in-1."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was all proud of myself this weekend for a) finding my Swiss Army knife and b) restoring it to smooth working order by lubricating it with 3-in-1. I aired it out for several days in an attempt to get rid of the oil smell, but it did not work, so I took it to work, cut up an apple with it and ate the apple. I also ate some 3-in-1 residue. It doesn&#39;t taste very good. On the plus side, I must have licked all the residue off because my jackknife no longer smells like lube.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was all proud of myself this weekend for a) finding my Swiss Army knife and b) restoring it to smooth working order by lubricating it with 3-in-1. I aired it out for several days in an attempt to get rid of the oil smell, but it did not work, so I took it to&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/12\/mmmm-i-love-the-taste-of-3-in-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mmmm, I love the taste of 3-in-1.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[631],"class_list":["post-2629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5443,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2629\/revisions\/5443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}