{"id":2635,"date":"2012-09-14T14:44:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2635"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:22:24","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:22:24","slug":"switchs-doll-owners-manual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/14\/switchs-doll-owners-manual\/","title":{"rendered":"Switch&#8217;s doll owner&#8217;s manual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Includes <a href=\"http:\/\/whatshouldwecalldolls.tumblr.com\/post\/31015866089\/amber-kyou-manual-to-bjd-ownage-wtf-we\">an illustrated list of activities<\/a> to do with your doll [have deep conversations, propose, go on a space trip], as well as a list of illustrated side effects. Holy crap, that&#39;s the funniest thing I&#39;ve seen in a long time. The company knows exactly what people do with their BJDs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Includes an illustrated list of activities to do with your doll [have deep conversations, propose, go on a space trip], as well as a list of illustrated side effects. Holy crap, that&#39;s the funniest thing I&#39;ve seen in a long time. The company knows exactly what people do with their BJDs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-2635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5238,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635\/revisions\/5238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}