{"id":2642,"date":"2012-09-17T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T13:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2642"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:21:44","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:21:44","slug":"wtf-u2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/17\/wtf-u2\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF, U2?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re nice to listen to on occasion, despite your sick views of heterosexual love, but sometimes I really don&#8217;t get you. For example, in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elyrics.net\/read\/u\/u2-lyrics\/so-cruel-lyrics.html\">So Cruel,<\/a> you sing:<\/p>\n<p><i>Oh love, like a screaming flower<br \/>\nLove, dying every hour<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Seriously? What does that even mean? I assume you&#8217;re talking about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angryflower.com\/\">Bob the Angry Flower,<\/a> but that really doesn&#8217;t make much sense.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Oh. I get it. You just wanted something to rhyme with &#8220;hour,&#8221; didn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>&gt;_&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re nice to listen to on occasion, despite your sick views of heterosexual love, but sometimes I really don&#8217;t get you. For example, in So Cruel, you sing: Oh love, like a screaming flower Love, dying every hour Seriously? What does that even mean? I assume you&#8217;re talking about Bob the Angry Flower, but that&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/17\/wtf-u2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">WTF, U2?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[664,653,662],"class_list":["post-2642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-misogyny","tag-music","tag-sexist-stereotypes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5234,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions\/5234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}