{"id":2643,"date":"2012-09-17T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T16:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2643"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:21:07","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:21:07","slug":"they-call-me-eyebrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/17\/they-call-me-eyebrows\/","title":{"rendered":"They call me Eyebrows."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Well, how &#8217;bout that?&#8221; From <a href=\"http:\/\/fuckyeahrhpsgifs.tumblr.com\/\">here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>P.S. This is my idea of how to apply makeup.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/misc\/howboutthat.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Well, how &#8217;bout that?&#8221; From here. P.S. This is my idea of how to apply makeup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[711],"class_list":["post-2643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lust"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5233,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2643\/revisions\/5233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}