{"id":2678,"date":"2012-09-27T13:11:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T17:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2678"},"modified":"2012-09-27T13:11:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T17:11:00","slug":"ringdoll-frankenstein-outfit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/27\/ringdoll-frankenstein-outfit\/","title":{"rendered":"Ringdoll Frankenstein outfit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of Jareth&#39;s outfits, the Ringdoll Frankenstein default, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogofstench.livejournal.com\/673731.html\">which I previously discussed,<\/a> arrived today. These are its parts:<\/p>\n<p>one pair of black vinyl hotpants with swallowtails and a long, layered train of some tattered diaphanous material and various chains and pendants<\/p>\n<p>one pair of tattered black fishnets that attach with snapping front garters to the hotpants<\/p>\n<p>one pair of stretchy black armwarmers with various holes<\/p>\n<p>one hooded black robe with long, loose sleeves, open in the front<\/p>\n<p>one small key pendant on a choker-length cord of medium thickness<\/p>\n<p>one black bowtie with strings on it to fasten around the neck<\/p>\n<p>It&#39;s even more hilarious in person than in photos. I love how the train doesn&#39;t represent the rags worn by a feral creation, but instead a meticulously constructed set of layers that were purposely made long enough to trip over. I love how they aren&#39;t just slipshod socks, but gartered fishnets. What really cracks me up is the bowtie, since it really doesn&#39;t go conceptually with the rest of the outfit. Most of all, I appreciate how this outfit clearly communicates Ringdoll&#39;s concept of its Frankenstein [sic] doll as broody, kinky sex object and fashion plate. He works <i>hard<\/i> to look this good, people!<\/p>\n<p>Now that I have the outfit in my hot little hands, I want to modify it before I pass it along to Mr. McDemandypants. I need to abandon the bowtie. I also need to improve the cape by removing the sleeves and adding some sort of clasp [which, knowing my caliber of tailoring, will probably be a safety pin]. Finally, of course, I at least need to get a locking leather collar, if not a collar and a corset.<\/p>\n<p>If the thigh-high platform heels and the buckle-studded calf-high platform heels ever come, either pair would look very nice with the whole ensemble. I have no idea what&#39;s going on with this package, however, since it&#39;s apparently still running around the state of New York, being &quot;processed&quot; through &quot;sort facilities.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I&#39;ve got to take some detailed photos of the pieces this weekend&#8230;if I can ever stop laughing at it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of Jareth&#39;s outfits, the Ringdoll Frankenstein default, which I previously discussed, arrived today. These are its parts: one pair of black vinyl hotpants with swallowtails and a long, layered train of some tattered diaphanous material and various chains and pendants one pair of tattered black fishnets that attach with snapping front garters to the&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/27\/ringdoll-frankenstein-outfit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ringdoll Frankenstein outfit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}