{"id":2682,"date":"2012-09-28T14:53:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2682"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:08:08","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:08:08","slug":"are-you-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/28\/are-you-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you kidding me?"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Thanks to Sparky<\/a> at Racialicious.]<\/p>\n

This “reverse discrimination” bullshit<\/a> got funded?! WHY?<\/p>\n

Re plot summary: SNORE. Also…saddest song, smallest violin.<\/p>\n

P.S. I’ve started swearing in my LJ again. There’s too much bullshit in the world that needs calling out as such.<\/p>\n

EDIT: Wow, it gets worse.<\/i> First off, the author says that she wrote this bullshit because anti-gay bigots need to “to feel, through the love story of Chris and Carmen, the wrenching horror of being denied the person you love.”<\/a> Yeah, somehow, reading about a persecuted straight couple will make anti-gay bigots more sympathetic to queers. Given that many anti-gay bigots believe that they are personally being persecuted right here and now by the “homosexual agenda,” I doubt that a book making queers the majority will promote empathy in said anti-gay bigots. They’d read it as a cautionary tale of what will happen to this civilization if we let those evil queers have their so-called “rights.” No, Preble, your book does not challenge anti-gay bigotry. It supports <\/i>anti-gay bigotry.<\/p>\n

Second of all, she thinks she’s some sort of fearless crusader with a message from “the Universe” to “[l]ive your truth.”<\/a> Hey, Preble…your truth is that you’re full of heteronormative privilege. Also self-aggrandizing bullshit.<\/p>\n

Third, she’s laboring under the misconception that her book is “LGBT fiction.”<\/a> News flash for the clueless — in order to be classified as “LGBT fiction,” your book has to feature some lesbian and\/or gay and\/or bisexual and\/or trans characters as sympathetically portrayed individuals whose experiences are worth sharing. You can’t just write a story\u00a0 with some lesbian and\/or gay and\/or bi and\/or trans characters who function not<\/i> as characters, but as poorly wielded anvils to hammer home the Important Theme [tm] that Anti-Gay Bigotry Is Wrong. “LGBT” fiction requires valuing, promoting and centering various varieties of “LGBT” experiences, which Preble obviously can’t do.<\/p>\n

Fourth and most disgustingly, Preble feeds us some argle-bargle about writing this book in support of her gay son.<\/a> Jesus Christ, if she really<\/i> wished to support her son, why didn’t she help to organize her local city’s Pride celebration, join PFLAG, staff the fundraising phones at a marriage equality organization [since that’s one of her pet causes]? At least do something directly related to queers. As mind-blowing as it may be to hear this, Preble, writing about straight people does not<\/i> further the cause of queer civil rights. In fact, it just reinforces the broad societal assumption that the only stories worth telling are heteronormative ones. Get it? You’re not helping.<\/i> Shut up; bug off, and stop colonizing my subgenre. We don’t want you here.<\/p>\n

I can’t expect Preble to get it, though. Her brain is so stuffed with straight privilege that there’s no room for any critical thought. I mean, look — she apparently doesn’t think queers exist. She addresses her blog audience [and putative readership] as follows: “If the way you are, ie, attracted to people of the opposite sex, was criminalized, how would you feel?”<\/a><\/p>\n

Three things, Preble: 1) You appear to be operating under the strange and old-fashioned notion that sexes have “opposites,” a concept that is both factually incorrect and incoherent. What do you even mean here?<\/p>\n

2) I AIN’T STRAIGHT. I am not attracted to people of the “opposite” sex. Amazing, huh? Not everyone in the world is just like you.<\/p>\n

3) It ain’t a conditional for me. The way I am is<\/i> criminalized in some places, maybe not where I live, but elsewhere. Though I might have certain freedoms that people in more restricted places do not, we all suffer from the same societal biases. Don’t tell me and others like me that our lives are speculative fiction. You don’t get to dictate my reality.<\/p>\n

Oh wait…I have a fourth thing. 4) I read your sample chapter of this book, and you can’t write for shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[Thanks to Sparky at Racialicious.] This “reverse discrimination” bullshit got funded?! WHY? Re plot summary: SNORE. Also…saddest song, smallest violin. P.S. I’ve started swearing in my LJ again. There’s too much bullshit in the world that needs calling out as such. EDIT: Wow, it gets worse. First off, the author says that she wrote this… Continue reading Are you kidding me?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[692,657,656,733],"class_list":["post-2682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-heteronormativity","tag-people-of-color","tag-racism","tag-stupid-straight-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5219,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682\/revisions\/5219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}