{"id":2685,"date":"2012-09-30T13:09:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-30T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2685"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:07:18","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:07:18","slug":"shoe-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/09\/30\/shoe-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoe porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;m not going to detail the big fight I went through trying to fit Jareth&#39;s shoes onto his body. I did succeed eventually, though, and I have pictures as proof. Behold the black vinyl thigh-high platform stilettos! They are pretty damn lustworthy. Janvier Jett is modeling again.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I also had a big fight with the Ringdoll Frankenstein robe last night. I thought I would sew the armholes shut and cut off the sleeves, thus making a cape. However, my attempt at a sewing job looked ridiculous, so I picked out all my stitches, deciding to leave the sleeves alone, but not use them.<\/p>\n<p>Note the splendiferous clasp that I constructed from two safety pins. Very classy.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/janvierjett\/shuz\/IMG_0029.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/janvierjett\/shuz\/IMG_0031.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then I got bored and changed the color of the towel.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/janvierjett\/shuz\/IMG_9969.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/janvierjett\/shuz\/IMG_9983.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/janvierjett\/shuz\/IMG_9985.JPG\" title=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;m not going to detail the big fight I went through trying to fit Jareth&#39;s shoes onto his body. I did succeed eventually, though, and I have pictures as proof. Behold the black vinyl thigh-high platform stilettos! They are pretty damn lustworthy. Janvier Jett is modeling again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[714],"class_list":["post-2685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-janvier-jett"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2685"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5216,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685\/revisions\/5216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}