{"id":2691,"date":"2012-10-03T12:50:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2691"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:05:39","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:05:39","slug":"vanessa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/03\/vanessa\/","title":{"rendered":"Vanessa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The owner of the Mannequin Store just called me back, saying that Vanessa will be back in stock within 2 months. And, contrary to what the Web site says, she <i>does <\/i>have knee joints. FUCK YEAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The owner of the Mannequin Store just called me back, saying that Vanessa will be back in stock within 2 months. And, contrary to what the Web site says, she does have knee joints. FUCK YEAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[735],"class_list":["post-2691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mannequins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5210,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2691\/revisions\/5210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}