{"id":2701,"date":"2012-10-08T13:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2701"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:03:07","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:03:07","slug":"i-blame-the-knights-of-columbus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/08\/i-blame-the-knights-of-columbus\/","title":{"rendered":"I blame the Knights of Columbus."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The elevator in the office building is not working. The elevator company can&#39;t fix it until the close of business today or the start of business tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>GOOD THING NO ONE WITH A MOBILITY IMPAIRMENT NEEDS TO GET AROUND THE BUILDING, HUH?<\/p>\n<p>This is all the Knights of Columbus&#39; fault. They&#39;re the assholes who pestered FDR to make Kill Indigenous Peoples Day a federal holiday in 1934, which is why the elevator company was off today in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>The world is pissing me off today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The elevator in the office building is not working. The elevator company can&#39;t fix it until the close of business today or the start of business tomorrow. GOOD THING NO ONE WITH A MOBILITY IMPAIRMENT NEEDS TO GET AROUND THE BUILDING, HUH? This is all the Knights of Columbus&#39; fault. They&#39;re the assholes who pestered&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/08\/i-blame-the-knights-of-columbus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I blame the Knights of Columbus.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[667,647,656],"class_list":["post-2701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ableism","tag-people-with-disabilities","tag-racism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5203,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions\/5203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}