{"id":2710,"date":"2012-10-11T12:38:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T16:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2710"},"modified":"2012-10-11T12:38:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-11T16:38:00","slug":"two-more-payments-on-novella-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/11\/two-more-payments-on-novella-left\/","title":{"rendered":"Two more payments on Novella left!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve been paying her off since September 17th, which is <i>ages<\/i> ago, as far as my impatient self is concerned. I have two $35.00 installments left, and I so want to pay her off early and get her here, but I&#39;ve already promised a portion of tomorrow&#39;s paycheck to Theophany, the <i>other<\/i> incoming Uyoo [from Andrea], as well as some other stuff from Andrea that just <i>had <\/i>to come home with me.<\/p>\n<p>This is the dance of excitement + antici&#8230;PATION!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/misc\/doadance.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/misc\/doadance.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/misc\/doadance.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/misc\/doadance.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/misc\/doadance.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve been paying her off since September 17th, which is ages ago, as far as my impatient self is concerned. I have two $35.00 installments left, and I so want to pay her off early and get her here, but I&#39;ve already promised a portion of tomorrow&#39;s paycheck to Theophany, the other incoming Uyoo [from&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/11\/two-more-payments-on-novella-left\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two more payments on Novella left!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}