{"id":2726,"date":"2012-10-16T08:57:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-16T12:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2015-07-15T11:00:53","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T15:00:53","slug":"the-asshole-demanded-more-hair-_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/16\/the-asshole-demanded-more-hair-_\/","title":{"rendered":"The asshole demanded more hair. >_>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided that Mr. Pointyhead McDemandypants&#39; size 8-9 wig overwhelmed his narrow face, so I bought him two Monique wigs in size 7-8. [His head is 8 inches in circumference.] One is a long straight light blond with a center part. The other is a light blond Jarethian style. Boy, it&#39;s really hard to find long straight wigs WITHOUT bangs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided that Mr. Pointyhead McDemandypants&#39; size 8-9 wig overwhelmed his narrow face, so I bought him two Monique wigs in size 7-8. [His head is 8 inches in circumference.] One is a long straight light blond with a center part. The other is a light blond Jarethian style. Boy, it&#39;s really hard to find&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/16\/the-asshole-demanded-more-hair-_\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The asshole demanded more hair. >_><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[720],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jareth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5196,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions\/5196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}