{"id":2750,"date":"2012-10-23T10:32:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-23T14:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2750"},"modified":"2015-07-15T10:58:58","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T14:58:58","slug":"super-gay-dolls-with-long-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/23\/super-gay-dolls-with-long-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Super-gay dolls&#8221; with long hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really? We <a href=\"http:\/\/bjdtextconfessions.tumblr.com\/post\/34162443115\" target=\"_blank\">have to explain to this poster<\/a> something as elementary as one&#39;s BJDs being a vehicle for one&#39;s fantasies? Wow.<\/p>\n<p>Jareth: &quot;I&#39;m a super-gay doll with long hair, and I approve this message.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;You&#39;re super queer, not super gay.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Jareth: &quot;To-<i>may-<\/i>to, to-<i>mah-<\/i>to.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;I&#39;ve never heard anyone actually pronounce it &#39;to-<i>mah-<\/i>to&#39; unless they&#39;re using that particular phrase.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Jareth: &quot;Excuse me&#8230;I&#39;m going to the credit union to pay off your auto loan so you can buy me more clothes.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &quot;I&#39;d like to see you drive.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>FLE car: &quot;Don&#39;t worry; I won&#39;t let him get anywhere.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Jareth: &quot;Shit.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really? We have to explain to this poster something as elementary as one&#39;s BJDs being a vehicle for one&#39;s fantasies? Wow. Jareth: &quot;I&#39;m a super-gay doll with long hair, and I approve this message.&quot; Me: &quot;You&#39;re super queer, not super gay.&quot; Jareth: &quot;To-may-to, to-mah-to.&quot; Me: &quot;I&#39;ve never heard anyone actually pronounce it &#39;to-mah-to&#39; unless they&#39;re&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/23\/super-gay-dolls-with-long-hair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Super-gay dolls&#8221; with long hair<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[691],"class_list":["post-2750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gender-policing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5187,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750\/revisions\/5187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}