{"id":2752,"date":"2012-10-23T18:14:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-23T22:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2752"},"modified":"2015-07-15T10:58:49","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T14:58:49","slug":"prepare-yourself-ladies-and-gentlequeers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/23\/prepare-yourself-ladies-and-gentlequeers\/","title":{"rendered":"Prepare yourself, ladies and gentlequeers."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What you are about to see will shock and astound you.<\/p>\n<p>I offer you a fainting couch if you feel a <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/browse\/syncope?s=t\" target=\"_blank\">syncope<\/a> of amazement coming on.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/myjareth\/face2\/faintingcouch.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If your companion passes out, please use the complimentary smelling salts to bring them around.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/myjareth\/face2\/smellingsalts.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We also have antacid tablets for those who truly can&#8217;t stomach the sight.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/myjareth\/face2\/antacid.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;As well as blindfolds for those who don&#8217;t even want to think about looking in its general direction.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/myjareth\/face2\/blindfold.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Is everyone ready? Good. <!--more Here we go!--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/myjareth\/face2\/IMG_0905.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s true! I scribbled more on Jareth&#8217;s face tonight! Put some brown [PC number unknown] in the corners of the mouth, changed the lips to magenta [PC930], added a layer of mulberry [PC995] above the eyeliner and sketched in some blush [PC928] on the cheeks.<\/p>\n<p>This is not the final faceup. I need some Pebeo universal paint remover to remove some fuzzy lines and finish the edges in a neater manner. However, in the 7 (?) years since I bought my Pebeo at the now-defunct Pearl Arts and Crafts in Cambridge, MA, Pebeo has apparently become unavailable in the States, so I&#8217;m on a mission&#8230;. Further bulletins as events warrant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What you are about to see will shock and astound you. I offer you a fainting couch if you feel a syncope of amazement coming on. If your companion passes out, please use the complimentary smelling salts to bring them around. We also have antacid tablets for those who truly can&#8217;t stomach the sight. &#8230;As&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2012\/10\/23\/prepare-yourself-ladies-and-gentlequeers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Prepare yourself, ladies and gentlequeers.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[673,720],"class_list":["post-2752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-faceups","tag-jareth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5186,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752\/revisions\/5186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}