{"id":2922,"date":"2013-02-04T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T12:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2922"},"modified":"2015-06-22T13:12:56","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T17:12:56","slug":"doritos-the-kinky-snack-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/02\/04\/doritos-the-kinky-snack-chips\/","title":{"rendered":"Doritos: the kinky snack chips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why? you ask. Just look at this ad for evidence!<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/><lj-embed id=\"7\"\/><\/p>\n<p>The mere promise of Doritos can turn a red-blooded, macho, sports-loving, heterosexual man into a makeup-wearing, glitter-covered, pink-bedecked crossdresser who vogues like Madonna. It has the same power over his posse of equally red-blooded etc. dude friends too. I know it blows your mind to consider that anyone, much less red-blooded etc. men, would voluntarily revel in anything associated with femininity <em>[ewwwwww, gross!]<\/em>, but Doritos make the humiliation almost worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Ah yes, Doritos&#8230;for the ultimate in sissy play!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Somehow I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s what they were going for.<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1458726.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1458726.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1458726.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why? you ask. Just look at this ad for evidence!&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[691],"class_list":["post-2922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gender-policing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5023,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions\/5023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}