{"id":2973,"date":"2013-02-27T08:45:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T13:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2973"},"modified":"2015-06-22T13:05:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T17:05:19","slug":"a-small-town-in-maryland-my-incoming-soom-auber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/02\/27\/a-small-town-in-maryland-my-incoming-soom-auber\/","title":{"rendered":"A small town in Maryland: my incoming Soom Auber"},"content":{"rendered":"

Despite his resemblance to a junior Jareth, my incoming Soom Auber [who is currently OUT FOR DELIVERY woooooo hoooooooo!!!!!],<\/em> does not wish to be called Jareth Jr.<\/a> He is probably afraid of Mega Jareth calling him "squirt." :p<\/p>\n

Instead, he has decided that he should be called…<\/p>\n

Wait for it…<\/p>\n

Timonium.<\/p>\n

Yes, folks, the brooding storm fairy takes a name that a) sounds like a combination of "Tim" and "ammonia" and b) refers to a small town in Maryland.<\/a> <\/p>\n

I’m sorry. Sources [i.e..,<\/em> a certain annoying little fairy] have informed me that Timonium is the illustrious, noble moniker of Mark Antony’s summer palace at Alexandria. Besides sounding like a nickname + cleaning product, it also apparently conjures up associations with elemental metals [Tm = the element timonium? :p], as well as pandemonium.<\/a><\/p>\n

Sure, whatever you say, Tim. :p<\/p>\n

I can’t tell whether Timonium takes himself too seriously or whether I’m just razzing him.<\/p>\n

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This entry was originally posted at http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1472624.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I’d prefer it if you’d comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Despite his resemblance to a junior Jareth, my incoming Soom Auber [who is currently OUT FOR DELIVERY woooooo hoooooooo!!!!!], does not wish to be called Jareth Jr. He is probably afraid of Mega Jareth calling him "squirt." :p Instead, he has decided that he should be called… Wait for it… Timonium. Yes, folks, the brooding storm fairy… Continue reading A small town in Maryland: my incoming Soom Auber<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[643],"class_list":["post-2973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-timonium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4995,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions\/4995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}