{"id":2979,"date":"2013-03-02T11:57:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T16:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2979"},"modified":"2015-07-15T13:59:37","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T17:59:37","slug":"fuck-you-cooling-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/03\/02\/fuck-you-cooling-fan\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck you cooling fan."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the horse you rode in on <em>and <\/em>the little girl who fed the apple to the horse.<\/p>\n<p>I should not have to replace you in a computer that I bought new on June 3 of last year.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1474155.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1474155.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1474155.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the horse you rode in on and the little girl who fed the apple to the horse. I should not have to replace you in a computer that I bought new on June 3 of last year. This entry was originally posted at http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1474155.html. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d comment&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/03\/02\/fuck-you-cooling-fan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fuck you cooling fan.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[659],"class_list":["post-2979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-compooper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2979"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5440,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions\/5440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}