{"id":2989,"date":"2013-03-06T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=2989"},"modified":"2013-03-06T08:29:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T13:29:00","slug":"the-world-needs-fat-mermaids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/03\/06\/the-world-needs-fat-mermaids\/","title":{"rendered":"The world needs fat mermaids."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m an accomplished [hah hah] maker of 1:6 scale fat dolls from 1:3 scale toddler BJDs, I perk up whenever I see mermaid parts from <a href=\"http:\/\/dollsoom.com\/eng\/shop\/item.php?it_id=1343113472\">Soom Wave and Soda Sea Elves<\/a> on the DOA marketplace. As Teenie Gems, they are the 1:3 scale toddlers of the Soom Gem line. I could very easily splice a 5StarDoll tiny torso with the Soom Wave\/Soda mer-parts and have a <em>FAT&nbsp;MERMAID!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m regretting that I passed on the <a href=\"http:\/\/dollsoom.com\/eng\/shop\/item.php?it_id=1312855731\">Soom Faery Legend merdude Azur,<\/a> so I might create my own 1:6 scale mermaid BJD to hang out with the other fairies. <\/p>\n<p>EDIT: There&#8217;s also the option of buying a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetdoll.net\/mini-aqua-without-legs.html\">Planetdoll Mini Aqua<\/a> and plopping on a truly 1:6 scale head, but I have a hard time getting over how the tail starts <em>below<\/em> the crotch. No, merfolk do <em>not<\/em> have human genitalia and excretory systems!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1477146.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1477146.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1477146.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m an accomplished [hah hah] maker of 1:6 scale fat dolls from 1:3 scale toddler BJDs, I perk up whenever I see mermaid parts from Soom Wave and Soda Sea Elves on the DOA marketplace. As Teenie Gems, they are the 1:3 scale toddlers of the Soom Gem line. I could very easily&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/03\/06\/the-world-needs-fat-mermaids\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The world needs fat mermaids.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}