{"id":3048,"date":"2013-04-04T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3048"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:18:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:18:58","slug":"oooh-oooh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/04\/04\/oooh-oooh\/","title":{"rendered":"Oooh! Oooh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very excited. As <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1489577.html\">previously<\/a> mentioned, I ordered Not Your Mother&#8217;s Rules for evisceration. To make sure that my disembowelment of the turd was truly comprehensive, I also ordered the original Rules, as well as The Rules II. My copy of the original Rules is out for delivery right now!!!!! I can&#8217;t wait!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1492915.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1492915.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1492915.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very excited. As previously mentioned, I ordered Not Your Mother&#8217;s Rules for evisceration. To make sure that my disembowelment of the turd was truly comprehensive, I also ordered the original Rules, as well as The Rules II. My copy of the original Rules is out for delivery right now!!!!! I can&#8217;t wait! This entry&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/04\/04\/oooh-oooh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oooh! Oooh!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[628],"class_list":["post-3048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-rules-evisceration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3048"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3930,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3048\/revisions\/3930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}