{"id":3056,"date":"2013-04-06T20:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-07T00:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3056"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:18:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:18:58","slug":"the-rules-further-skimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/04\/06\/the-rules-further-skimming\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Rules&#8221;: further skimming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Page 120: &quot;&#8230;[H]ighly educated girls have the hardest time with the Rules. They tend to think all this is beneath them. They&#8217;ll say, &#8216;I went to graduate school, I&#8217;m not playing these games&#8230;&#8217; &#8230; If you think you&#8217;re too smart for the Rules, ask yourself, &#8216;Am I married?&#8217; If not, why not? Could it be that what you&#8217;re doing isn&#8217;t working? Think about it.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The authors rag so persistently on women with graduate educations that I suspect there&#8217;s some sour grapes going on.<\/p>\n<p>Also [say it with me!] CORRELATION&nbsp;IS&nbsp;NOT&nbsp;CAUSATION.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Page 126: &quot;Abuse doesn&#8217;t happen in a Rules relationship because, when you play hard to get &#8230; , he thinks you&#8217;re the most beautiful, wonderful woman in the world&#8230;&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s always the wife&#8217;s fault that her husband abuses her. She didn&#8217;t do the Rules and make him love her enough.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Page 139: &quot;Don&#8217;t be stupid about safety! Date rape has become quite rampant in college these days.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you get sexually assaulted, it&#8217;s all your fault. You were probably just asking for it anyway, you whore.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Page 144: &quot;Rule #31: Don&#8217;t discuss the Rules with your therapist. &#8230; Some therapists will think that the Rules are dishonest and manipulative.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La la la I can&#8217;t <em>heeeeeeeeear <\/em>you la la la!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Page 167: &quot;Always try to show utter contentment with him, yourself, the world.&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Frank N. Furter has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8cS40pePzCM\">words<\/a> for you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Page 168: <\/strong><strong>&quot;Remember that, if you want a good marriage, the Rules never really end!&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;re telling me that I have this heteronormative manipulative dating bullshit to look forward to <em>every single day&nbsp;<\/em>of my life?<\/p>\n<p>[runs for the hills screaming]<\/p>\n<p><em>The End.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Watch this space for the <em>actual<\/em> Not Your Mother&#8217;s Rules later.<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1494856.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1494856.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1494856.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Page 120: &quot;&#8230;[H]ighly educated girls have the hardest time with the Rules. They tend to think all this is beneath them. They&#8217;ll say, &#8216;I went to graduate school, I&#8217;m not playing these games&#8230;&#8217; &#8230; If you think you&#8217;re too smart for the Rules, ask yourself, &#8216;Am I married?&#8217; If not, why not? Could it be&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/04\/06\/the-rules-further-skimming\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;The Rules&#8221;: further skimming<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[628],"class_list":["post-3056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-rules-evisceration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3922,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3056\/revisions\/3922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}