{"id":3150,"date":"2013-06-04T11:11:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3150"},"modified":"2015-06-22T12:52:37","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T16:52:37","slug":"advice-column-saddest-song-smallest-violin-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/06\/04\/advice-column-saddest-song-smallest-violin-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice column: &#8220;Saddest Song, Smallest Violin&#8221; version"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thatbadadvice.tumblr.com\/\">Bah hah hah hah hah!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>In answer to someone who is <a href=\"http:\/\/thatbadadvice.tumblr.com\/post\/49859344957\/i-dont-like-my-wifes-books\">extremely bothered<\/a> by the fact that their wife enthusiastically enjoys YA fiction: &quot;Gift her a nice Franzen box set, a fresh copy of Infinite Jest or the complete works of Dave Eggers, so that she may better learn to center her recreational reading around fictional middle-aged white men instead of fictional people who aren&rsquo;t as important and interesting as they are.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1520334.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1520334.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1520334.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bah hah hah hah hah!&nbsp; In answer to someone who is extremely bothered by the fact that their wife enthusiastically enjoys YA fiction: &quot;Gift her a nice Franzen box set, a fresh copy of Infinite Jest or the complete works of Dave Eggers, so that she may better learn to center her recreational reading around&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/06\/04\/advice-column-saddest-song-smallest-violin-version\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Advice column: &#8220;Saddest Song, Smallest Violin&#8221; version<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729,662,698],"class_list":["post-3150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-sexist-stereotypes","tag-womens-experiences"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4802,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3150\/revisions\/4802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}