{"id":3214,"date":"2013-06-28T09:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T13:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3214"},"modified":"2015-06-09T13:15:17","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T17:15:17","slug":"no-tonsil-hockey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/06\/28\/no-tonsil-hockey\/","title":{"rendered":"No tonsil hockey :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iplehouse just released another doll in the Addiction special edition: a version of <a href=\"http:\/\/iplehouse.com\/home\/shop\/item.php?it_id=1572036777&amp;nhn1=en\">nYID Bianca.<\/a> Like Aaliyah and Doria [whence Yamarrah], she has a fantasy head with fangs, pointy ears and optional horns. Unlike those dolls, though, Bianca&#8217;s fantasy head suffers from Sabertooth Fang Disorder, wherein the teeth are sculpted to hang outside of the mouth in a silly manner. [See also anything in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dollmore.net\/shop\/step_submain.php?b_code=B20090202083410\">Dollpire<\/a> line by DollMore.] <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m surprised that Iplehouse, which does all of its sculpting digitally, did not choose to rework the lower half of Bianca&#8217;s face to accommodate a more open mouth and more realistic teefs.&nbsp;She doesn&#8217;t look like she has fangs; she just looks like she has two slightly raised triangles resting on her lower lip. Too bad, as I love everything else about the concept, including the outfit, the grey resin option and the flamboyantly large, oar-like ears with multiple piercings.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1537420.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1537420.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1537420.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iplehouse just released another doll in the Addiction special edition: a version of nYID Bianca. Like Aaliyah and Doria [whence Yamarrah], she has a fantasy head with fangs, pointy ears and optional horns. Unlike those dolls, though, Bianca&#8217;s fantasy head suffers from Sabertooth Fang Disorder, wherein the teeth are sculpted to hang outside of the&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/06\/28\/no-tonsil-hockey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No tonsil hockey \ud83d\ude41<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[650],"class_list":["post-3214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-thalia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4763,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3214\/revisions\/4763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}