{"id":3236,"date":"2013-07-08T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3236"},"modified":"2015-06-09T13:03:43","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T17:03:43","slug":"she-did-it-to-offend-you-personally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/07\/08\/she-did-it-to-offend-you-personally\/","title":{"rendered":"She did it to offend YOU personally."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, fashion blogger and nitpicker extraordinaire Mary Fischer. Sarah Jessica Parker wore sandals and socks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafemom.com\/articles\/beauty_style\/156624\/sarah_jessica_parkers_fashion_disaster?utm_medium=sem2&amp;utm_campaign=prism&amp;utm_source=outbrain&amp;utm_content=0&amp;non_us=\">the other day<\/a> just to make YOU barf. She knows that your delicate constitution can&#8217;t handle such sins against fashion, and she maliciously plotted to upset your stomach. She&#8217;s evil. So am I.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<br \/>someone who won&#8217;t wear sandals WITHOUT socks<br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1543254.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1543254.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1543254.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, fashion blogger and nitpicker extraordinaire Mary Fischer. Sarah Jessica Parker wore sandals and socks the other day just to make YOU barf. She knows that your delicate constitution can&#8217;t handle such sins against fashion, and she maliciously plotted to upset your stomach. She&#8217;s evil. So am I. Regards,someone who won&#8217;t wear sandals WITHOUT socks&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/07\/08\/she-did-it-to-offend-you-personally\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">She did it to offend YOU personally.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[691,664],"class_list":["post-3236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gender-policing","tag-misogyny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4749,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236\/revisions\/4749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}