{"id":3418,"date":"2013-11-05T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3418"},"modified":"2013-11-05T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T16:39:00","slug":"lumberjack-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/11\/05\/lumberjack-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Lumberjack update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lumberjack, who was invented as a Zombieville denizen so I could use my Sideshow The Dead Punk head, does not want to be my Sideshow Punk. He wants to be the <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1459981.html\">Nazi zombie<\/a> that I saw about 10 months ago. By that, I mean that the Nazi zombie is a much better headsculpt for Lumberjack&#8217;s intimidating, commanding, serious presence than that of the perpetually worried Sideshow Punk.<\/p>\n<p>Poor Sideshow Punk. He&#8217;s just not looking salvageable these days.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now that Lumberjack has determined himself as a DAM Toys Nazi zombie officer, I have to procure the head or nude doll only without any of that other crap.<\/p>\n<p><u>Stuff to buy for Zombieville<\/u><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strike>black faux fur<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>brown faux fur<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>ForTwo for Chaz&#8217; wheelchair<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Lumberjack&#8217;s head<\/strike> [+ body?]<\/li>\n<li>plaid shirt, jeans, winter vest for Lumberjack<\/li>\n<li><strike>neodymium magnets<\/strike><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1592053.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1592053.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1592053.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lumberjack, who was invented as a Zombieville denizen so I could use my Sideshow The Dead Punk head, does not want to be my Sideshow Punk. He wants to be the Nazi zombie that I saw about 10 months ago. By that, I mean that the Nazi zombie is a much better headsculpt for Lumberjack&#8217;s&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/11\/05\/lumberjack-update\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lumberjack update<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}