{"id":3459,"date":"2013-12-08T11:48:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-08T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3459"},"modified":"2017-09-28T13:11:16","modified_gmt":"2017-09-28T17:11:16","slug":"the-king-of-toxic-waste-is-not-amused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2013\/12\/08\/the-king-of-toxic-waste-is-not-amused\/","title":{"rendered":"The King of Toxic Waste is not amused."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you thought it would be a clever idea to get drunk and go down with some of your frat brothers to the settlement of homeless PWS on Pine Street and post ZOMBIE CONTAINMENT AREA signs around the perimeter? Look at how unimpressed Lumberjack is with your puerile shit.<br \/><!--more--><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/lumberjack\/04.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>Detail shots of Lumberjack without his hat show his weathered and injured scalp, as well as his hot-glued dreadlocks, made from braided black boucle yarn.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/lumberjack\/05.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1602801.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1602801.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1602801.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you thought it would be a clever idea to get drunk and go down with some of your frat brothers to the settlement of homeless PWS on Pine Street and post ZOMBIE CONTAINMENT AREA signs around the perimeter? Look at how unimpressed Lumberjack is with your puerile shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[784,651],"class_list":["post-3459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-16-scale-plastic-head-mods","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4616,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions\/4616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}