{"id":3551,"date":"2014-02-21T11:32:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T16:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3551"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:25:48","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:25:48","slug":"le-yaourt-est-mort-vive-le-yaourt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/02\/21\/le-yaourt-est-mort-vive-le-yaourt\/","title":{"rendered":"Le yaourt est mort. Vive le yaourt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The one time in my life that I didn&#8217;t want frozen yogurt, that&#8217;s exactly what I got. The aggressively chilly fridge at work froze my yogurt. I tried thawing it in the microwave, but 30 seconds left it still semisolid, while another 30 turned it into a runny, unpalatable mess. <em>Pas de yaourt pour moi.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1626837.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1626837.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1626837.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The one time in my life that I didn&#8217;t want frozen yogurt, that&#8217;s exactly what I got. The aggressively chilly fridge at work froze my yogurt. I tried thawing it in the microwave, but 30 seconds left it still semisolid, while another 30 turned it into a runny, unpalatable mess. Pas de yaourt pour moi.&nbsp;&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/02\/21\/le-yaourt-est-mort-vive-le-yaourt\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le yaourt est mort. Vive le yaourt!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[631],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3978,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions\/3978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}