{"id":357,"date":"2007-01-03T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-03T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=357"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:29:48","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:29:48","slug":"my-ideal-mannequin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/01\/03\/my-ideal-mannequin\/","title":{"rendered":"My ideal mannequin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading yesterday about the guy who faces life imprisonment for breaking into yet another store to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2007\/01\/02\/mannequin_perv_could.html\">steal yet another mannequin,<\/a> I fortuitously found an article on Salon about the burgeoning [hahahahah] popularity of mannequins with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/mwt\/feature\/2007\/01\/03\/boob_mannequins\/index.html\">large breasts.<\/a> This got me thinking. If there was a relatively cheap mannequin with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mannequinstore.com\/female\/olivia.htm\">these<\/a> breasts and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mannequinstore.com\/female\/plus_mannequin.htm\">this<\/a> body [and a head goddammit &#8212; why don&#8217;t the &#8220;plus-sized&#8221; ones have heads????], I would get it.<\/p>\n<p>What I really want is a life-sized, well-articulated, realistic doll&#8230;like a ball-jointed mannequin. I&#8217;ll just keep dreaming&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading yesterday about the guy who faces life imprisonment for breaking into yet another store to steal yet another mannequin, I fortuitously found an article on Salon about the burgeoning [hahahahah] popularity of mannequins with large breasts. This got me thinking. If there was a relatively cheap mannequin with these breasts and this body&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/01\/03\/my-ideal-mannequin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My ideal mannequin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729,735],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-mannequins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5703,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions\/5703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}