{"id":3582,"date":"2014-03-14T11:14:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3582"},"modified":"2014-03-14T11:14:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T15:14:00","slug":"i-forgot-about-the-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/03\/14\/i-forgot-about-the-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"I forgot about the zombies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I said that the no-fail money maker among digital models, designed to appeal to the most subcategories for which Daz\/Poser users employ the programs, would be <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1632772.html\">&quot;alien humanoid robots from outer space with kitty ears, morphing tentacles, ridiculously exaggerated secondary sex characteristics and no pants.&quot;<\/a> I forgot a few features:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>impractically spiky and skimpy armor made of leather and\/or latex [?!] and\/or chromium steel<\/li>\n<li>huge honkin&#8217; guns and\/or swords<\/li>\n<li>magic plasma balls<\/li>\n<li>zombie texture<\/li>\n<li>pin-up poses<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I would render this all, but I&#8217;m fresh out of tentacles and plasma balls \ud83d\ude41 [also a great band name].<br type=\"_moz\" \/><br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633406.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633406.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633406.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I said that the no-fail money maker among digital models, designed to appeal to the most subcategories for which Daz\/Poser users employ the programs, would be &quot;alien humanoid robots from outer space with kitty ears, morphing tentacles, ridiculously exaggerated secondary sex characteristics and no pants.&quot; I forgot a few features: impractically spiky and skimpy&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/03\/14\/i-forgot-about-the-zombies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I forgot about the zombies.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}