{"id":3583,"date":"2014-03-14T11:40:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T15:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3583"},"modified":"2015-06-22T12:45:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T16:45:48","slug":"sixty-nine-cent-canned-goods-sixty-nine-cent-canned-bads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/03\/14\/sixty-nine-cent-canned-goods-sixty-nine-cent-canned-bads\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Sixty-nine-cent canned goods. Sixty-nine-cent canned bads!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Messina, who brought you Ugly Furniture, also did a parody commercial for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Jdpqe5jjZpU\">Bankrupt Dollar Store.<\/a> Favorite line quoted in subject. Bwah hah!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633669.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633669.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633669.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Messina, who brought you Ugly Furniture, also did a parody commercial for Bankrupt Dollar Store. Favorite line quoted in subject. Bwah hah! This entry was originally posted at http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1633669.html. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d comment on my DW using OpenID.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-3583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4952,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions\/4952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}