{"id":3592,"date":"2014-04-10T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3592"},"modified":"2014-04-10T09:07:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T13:07:00","slug":"only-lovers-left-zzzzzzzzzz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/04\/10\/only-lovers-left-zzzzzzzzzz\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Lovers Left zzzzzzzzzz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1714915\/?ref_=nv_sr_1\">this<\/a> looks painful, even if it has Tilda Swinton, Mia Wasikowska and Tom Hiddleston [acting ability dubious, as I have never actually seen anything with him] in it. I watched a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-TbxI_oRSKI\">trailer<\/a> for it and nearly fell asleep. Blah blah blah black roses blah Byronically tortured musician with stringy-haired <em>Weltschmerz <\/em>blah blah blah regal androgynous lover blah blah long-term relationship of stormy passion blah blah blah more Goth stereotypes than you can shake a pentacle at blah blah love triangle when energetic little sister comes to town blah blah mopey mopey blah blood Popsicles snoooooooooooooore.<\/p>\n<p>Well, okay, I actually liked the blood Popsicles&#8230;at least until the characters went all metatextual and starting discussing how odd they were. Look &#8212; I don&#8217;t mind people sitting around and talking, especially since it&#8217;s all my characters really do. However, when the people start narrating what&#8217;s obviously going on in front of their faces, I find it a tedious turn-off.<\/p>\n<p>Kinda surprised these vampires didn&#8217;t die of boredom.<br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1636154.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1636154.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1636154.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, this looks painful, even if it has Tilda Swinton, Mia Wasikowska and Tom Hiddleston [acting ability dubious, as I have never actually seen anything with him] in it. I watched a trailer for it and nearly fell asleep. Blah blah blah black roses blah Byronically tortured musician with stringy-haired Weltschmerz blah blah blah regal&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/04\/10\/only-lovers-left-zzzzzzzzzz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Only Lovers Left zzzzzzzzzz<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}