{"id":3633,"date":"2014-05-27T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3633"},"modified":"2014-05-27T10:55:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-27T14:55:00","slug":"one-expression-changes-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/05\/27\/one-expression-changes-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"One expression changes everything."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s Jareth. On the left, usual wear. On the right, draggin&#8217; it up. Same person, same pose. All that differs, beyond outfit, hair and makeup, is the expression. But what a difference!<br \/><!--more--><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/miscdaz\/jareth\/drag01.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/miscdaz\/jareth\/drag02.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>In this picture, the expression is Flirting Feminine Left dialed up to 100%. As far as I&#8217;m concerned, he&#8217;s winking while blowing invisible bubbles. :p<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/miscdaz\/jareth\/drag03.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>In this picture, the expression is Flirting Masculine Left. Words cannot adequately encompass how creepy I find this expression, which should more accurately be termed Sleazy Bastard Left. It looks stiff, predatory and forced. Do not trust anyone who bares their teeth at you like this. They are fixing to consume you, either literally or metaphorically. Ick ick ick. I&#8217;m sorry I made you do that, Jareth.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1647622.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1647622.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1647622.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s Jareth. On the left, usual wear. On the right, draggin&#8217; it up. Same person, same pose. All that differs, beyond outfit, hair and makeup, is the expression. But what a difference!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}