{"id":383,"date":"2007-02-22T13:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-22T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=383"},"modified":"2007-02-22T13:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T18:14:00","slug":"press-papilla-good-feel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/02\/22\/press-papilla-good-feel\/","title":{"rendered":"“Press papilla good feel.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nobility Doll comes out with innovative articulation in its Full Operation Nobility Royma.<\/a> This male doll has a double-jointed neck, so his head can cock and bow as well as swivel. He also has double-jointed elbows and knees, as well as double-jointed thighs. And he has a “genital joint” so you can make his penis go up or down. And something’s up with his nipples. The photos say “press papilla good feel,” which I assume means that they are squishy vinyl, like a Dollfie Dream torso or an Obitsu soft bust.<\/p>\n

I really have to wonder…does anyone want these features? When I survey the majority of BJD owners, they list the following among things that they want: more mature male and female sculpts, a wider range of body types including super-emaciated and Rubenesque, poseable hands, bodies that are well-balanced and solid in posing, therianthropic sculpts [including animal heads, articulated wings, movable mermaid lower halves or dragon tails], casual clothes and shoes that real people wear, etc. Double-jointed necks, squeezy nipples and Amazing Swivel Penises [TM] are very low on the list of wants, if they appear at all. Maybe Nobility was just going for as many innovations as possible in one doll. <\/p>\n

Royma looks like David Bowie with the pointy nose and the pissy flat mouth. See headshots, nipple shots and Amazing Swivel Penis [TM] shots below.<\/p>\n

That neck joint looks stiff, unnatural and ugly.<\/p>\n

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Sculpted nipples always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS<\/strong> make a doll look uncomfortably cold.<\/p>\n

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Behold the Amazing Swivel Penis [TM]!!! Butterfly not included. Do the arrows in a circle indicate that you can turn it sideways?!<\/p>\n

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