{"id":3842,"date":"2014-12-04T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3842"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:19:48","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:19:48","slug":"50-shades-of-unlicensed-reproduction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/12\/04\/50-shades-of-unlicensed-reproduction\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Shades of&#8230;Unlicensed Reproduction??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Vermont Teddy Bear had a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/entertainment\/books\/news\/a20725\/50-shades-of-bear\/\">50 Shades of Bear teddy bear<\/a> that, with its suit, mask and handcuffs, was clearly inspired by the character Christian &quot;50 Shades of Abusive&quot; Grey in the 50 Shades series. Media consensus agreed with Cosmo that it was &quot;quietly unsettling,&quot; and yet the item sold out, though it disappeared from the site after Valentine&#8217;s because apparently it was not an officially licensed 50 Shades thing. <em>Whoops.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>P.S. Why were the bear&#8217;s eyes blue? What&#8217;s-&#8216;is-face has <em>grey<\/em> eyes.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. Did it come with an Ana doll that tripped over its own feet and had a voice box to say, &quot;Wow!&quot; and &quot;Double crap!&quot;? No? Okay, then I&#8217;m not interested. :p<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1699372.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1699372.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1699372.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Vermont Teddy Bear had a 50 Shades of Bear teddy bear that, with its suit, mask and handcuffs, was clearly inspired by the character Christian &quot;50 Shades of Abusive&quot; Grey in the 50 Shades series. Media consensus agreed with Cosmo that it was &quot;quietly unsettling,&quot; and yet the item sold out, though it disappeared&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/12\/04\/50-shades-of-unlicensed-reproduction\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">50 Shades of&#8230;Unlicensed Reproduction??<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[629],"class_list":["post-3842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-50-shades-trilogy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3933,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842\/revisions\/3933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}