{"id":3864,"date":"2014-01-10T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-10T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3864"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:20:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:20:22","slug":"ohhhhh-that-guy-with-bonus-double-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/01\/10\/ohhhhh-that-guy-with-bonus-double-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Ohhhhh &#8212; THAT guy! With bonus double crap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know very little about the impending 50 Shades <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey_%28film%29\">movie,<\/a> currently slated to come out February 15th, 2015, just in time for Valentine&#8217;s Day &#8212; because nothing says commercialized heteronormativity than a grade-Z flick glorifying abusive relationships! Anyway, the only person attached to the movie that I&#8217;m remotely familiar with is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm1946193\/?ref_=nv_sr_2\">Jamie Dornan.<\/a> He played the sheriff of Storybrooke, Graham, for the first few episodes of season 1 of Once Upon A Time and died before he did anything interesting. Anyway, in 50 Shades, he has the role of <strike>Christian<\/strike> Lead Fit-Thrower. My official reaction is &quot;Meh.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>This movie is going to be such <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/587273.html\">double crap&#8230;<\/a> :p<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1612229.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1612229.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1612229.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know very little about the impending 50 Shades movie, currently slated to come out February 15th, 2015, just in time for Valentine&#8217;s Day &#8212; because nothing says commercialized heteronormativity than a grade-Z flick glorifying abusive relationships! Anyway, the only person attached to the movie that I&#8217;m remotely familiar with is Jamie Dornan. He played&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2014\/01\/10\/ohhhhh-that-guy-with-bonus-double-crap\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ohhhhh &#8212; THAT guy! With bonus double crap.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[629],"class_list":["post-3864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-50-shades-trilogy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3958,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions\/3958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}