{"id":3871,"date":"2015-02-04T09:23:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3871"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:19:48","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T15:19:48","slug":"50-shades-of-registered-trademark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/02\/04\/50-shades-of-registered-trademark\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Shades of Registered Trademark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last December I noted that Vermont Teddy Bear had <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1699372.html\">a bear clearly inspired by 50 Shades of Blaugh,<\/a> which was discontinued [after it sold out] because it was unlicensed. Well, it looks like VTB got the legit license to do Blaugh bears, &#8217;cause <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vermontteddybear.com\/sellgroup\/fifty-shades-of-grey-bear.aspx?bhcp=1\">here<\/a> they are. I just know they&#8217;re going to sell out, especially in conjunction with the Valentine&#8217;s Day release of the Blaugh film adaptation, which is going to be a turd.<\/p>\n<p>The impending release of the movie has people online talking about the books again and their abysmal portrayal of pretty much everything, but bdsm in particular. Now I kinda wanna read it again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1706455.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1706455.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1706455.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last December I noted that Vermont Teddy Bear had a bear clearly inspired by 50 Shades of Blaugh, which was discontinued [after it sold out] because it was unlicensed. Well, it looks like VTB got the legit license to do Blaugh bears, &#8217;cause here they are. I just know they&#8217;re going to sell out, especially&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/02\/04\/50-shades-of-registered-trademark\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">50 Shades of Registered Trademark<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[629],"class_list":["post-3871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-50-shades-trilogy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3932,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3871\/revisions\/3932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}