{"id":3879,"date":"2015-02-11T17:40:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-11T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=3879"},"modified":"2015-07-15T13:31:56","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T17:31:56","slug":"it-is-also-sort-of-classy-looking-in-a-generic-tv-ad-for-bath-oil-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/02\/11\/it-is-also-sort-of-classy-looking-in-a-generic-tv-ad-for-bath-oil-way\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;It is also sort of classy-looking, in a generic, TV-ad-for-bath-oil way.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bwah hah! Lisa Schwartzbaum <a href=\"http:\/\/It is also sort of classy-looking, in a generic, TV-ad-for-bath-oil way.\">damns<\/a> the 50 Shades of Grey movie with faint praise in the linked review. I particularly like the line quoted in the subject.<\/p>\n<p>The general consensus appears to be that this movie is decidedly mediocre: not so bad it&#8217;s good, but definitely hampered by the headliners&#8217; limited acting abilities [I&#8217;m looking at you, Jamie Dornan!], a sort of generic set dressing and the refusal of the script to let the main characters take off their pants and actually do something significantly sexy.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: smaller;\">This entry was originally posted at <a href = \"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1708510.html\">http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1708510.html<\/a>. You can comment here, but I&#8217;d prefer it if you&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/modernwizard.dreamwidth.org\/1708510.html?mode=reply\">comment on my DW<\/a> using OpenID.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bwah hah! Lisa Schwartzbaum damns the 50 Shades of Grey movie with faint praise in the linked review. I particularly like the line quoted in the subject. The general consensus appears to be that this movie is decidedly mediocre: not so bad it&#8217;s good, but definitely hampered by the headliners&#8217; limited acting abilities [I&#8217;m looking&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/02\/11\/it-is-also-sort-of-classy-looking-in-a-generic-tv-ad-for-bath-oil-way\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;It is also sort of classy-looking, in a generic, TV-ad-for-bath-oil way.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[629,729],"class_list":["post-3879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-50-shades-trilogy","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3955,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879\/revisions\/3955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}