{"id":391,"date":"2007-03-04T15:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-04T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=391"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:30:26","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:30:26","slug":"sardonix-helps-with-the-laundry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/03\/04\/sardonix-helps-with-the-laundry\/","title":{"rendered":"Sardonix &#8220;helps&#8221; with the laundry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the ultimate test of character, last week, Jennifer proved herself hard-working and helpful when <a href=\"http:\/\/blogofstench.livejournal.com\/101514.html\">she did the laundry for me.<\/a> In this week&#8217;s ultimate character test, Sardonix scored&#8230;uh, slightly deviant results. See below for details.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/001.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/001.JPG\" \/><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/002.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/002.JPG\" \/><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/003.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/003.JPG\" \/><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/004.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/004.JPG\" \/><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/005.JPG\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/sardonix\/laundry\/005.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the ultimate test of character, last week, Jennifer proved herself hard-working and helpful when she did the laundry for me. In this week&#8217;s ultimate character test, Sardonix scored&#8230;uh, slightly deviant results. See below for details.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[914,896],"tags":[645,719],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-914","category-doll-photostories","tag-doll-photostories","tag-sardonix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5608,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions\/5608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}