{"id":409,"date":"2007-03-27T11:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=409"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:28:11","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:28:11","slug":"wills-complete-and-utter-lack-of-fashion-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/03\/27\/wills-complete-and-utter-lack-of-fashion-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"Will&#8217;s [complete and utter lack of] fashion sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A quick survey of LHF reveals the following instances:<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><b>Hair<br \/>\n<\/b>pink with bangs<br \/>\nbrown with bangs<br \/>\npink spikes<br \/>\nwhite spikes<br \/>\norange spikes<br \/>\nred spikes<\/p>\n<p><b>Tops<\/b><br \/>\ntank with vertical pastel stripes<br \/>\nlime green muscle shirt with lavender trim<br \/>\ntransparent pink paisley midriff top with bell sleeves<br \/>\nbaggy black tank<br \/>\nwhite mesh short-sleeved top<br \/>\nblack mesh long-sleeved midriff shirt<br \/>\ntransparent pink diamond printed midriff top with 3\/4 sleeves<br \/>\nolive drab muscle shirt<br \/>\none-strap violently pink midriff tank<br \/>\nwhite short-sleeved pinstripe button-up shirt<br \/>\nblack T-shirt<br \/>\nblack leather corset<\/p>\n<p><b>Jackets<br \/>\n<\/b>sleeveless black pleather trench<br \/>\nblack pinstripe blazer<br \/>\nblack leather trench<br \/>\nleopard print long coat<\/p>\n<p><b>Bottoms<\/b><br \/>\nsilver low-riding bell-bottoms<br \/>\nbrown low-riding curdoroy bell-bottoms<br \/>\ndusty rose low-riding stretch bell-bottoms<br \/>\npurple pleather pants with pink and gold flames<br \/>\ndenim surfer shorts<br \/>\nblack pleather hot pants<br \/>\nburgundy leather pants with white racing stripes<br \/>\nred, white and black camo bell-bottoms<br \/>\nolive drab cargo pants<br \/>\nwide-legged blue denim skater jeans with patches<br \/>\ngrey nylon gym pants<br \/>\npink miniskirt<br \/>\ntan shorts<\/p>\n<p><b>Accessories<br \/>\n<\/b>multiple golden bangle bracelets<br \/>\nblack fishnet arm warmers<br \/>\nviolently hot pink arm warmers<br \/>\npink paisley sash<br \/>\nblack leather belt<br \/>\nblack fishnets<\/p>\n<p><b>Shoes<br \/>\n<\/b>black platform high-heeled Mary Janes<br \/>\ngold high-heeled boots<br \/>\nblack calf-high high-heeled leather boots<br \/>\nred thigh-high high-heeled vinyl boots<br \/>\nblack leather boots<\/p>\n<p><b>Gear<\/b><br \/>\nplastic fuschia camera bag with shoulder strap<br \/>\nlavender cell phone<\/p>\n<p><b>Other<br \/>\n<\/b>Frank N. Furter costume<\/p>\n<p>Wow, this survey makes my brain hurt. Will clearly favors red and black, although he&#8217;s very partial to shades of pink and green as well. He has a frightening affinity for midriff-baring, transparent shirts, as well as an affinity for bellbottoms, especially when paired with the midriff-baring, transparent shirts. Since he likes trench coats, wide legs and bell sleeves in general, I assume he likes clothes that move loosely and dramatically. [I can just see him as a wizard practicing his robe-swirling maneuvers.] If I had gone any further in the story, I would have had to find some loose, long, light skirts for him. Anyway, it&#8217;s absolutely impossible to miss him when he walks by, what with the brain-hurting clothes and the racket made by his high heels and his bracelets. What a fun character to make a doll of!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A quick survey of LHF reveals the following instances: Hair pink with bangs brown with bangs pink spikes white spikes orange spikes red spikes Tops tank with vertical pastel stripes lime green muscle shirt with lavender trim transparent pink paisley midriff top with bell sleeves baggy black tank white mesh short-sleeved top black mesh long-sleeved&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/03\/27\/wills-complete-and-utter-lack-of-fashion-sense\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Will&#8217;s [complete and utter lack of] fashion sense<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[701],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-signature-style"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5700,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/5700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}