{"id":441,"date":"2007-04-30T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=441"},"modified":"2007-04-30T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T00:38:00","slug":"happy-early-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/04\/30\/happy-early-birthday-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy early birthday to me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;although, since he is on layaway, the doll will not arrive for a while. Expensive fucker.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">STATUS: $283.92\/$1419.60 paid = 20% paid off.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/will\/before\/receipt.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/dolls\/will\/before\/receipt.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;although, since he is on layaway, the doll will not arrive for a while. Expensive fucker. STATUS: $283.92\/$1419.60 paid = 20% paid off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}