{"id":456,"date":"2007-05-27T13:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=456"},"modified":"2007-05-27T13:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-27T17:51:00","slug":"i-think-i-just-paid-off-his-legs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/05\/27\/i-think-i-just-paid-off-his-legs\/","title":{"rendered":"I think I just paid off his legs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just made another installment on the Will doll, which brings me to $722.61 of $1498.60 paid off.&nbsp; I think I&#8217;ve just about successfully purchased his legs, which make up 40 cm of his 80 cm gangliness. Did I mention he was an expensive fucker? I hope he plays fetch, washes my dishes and gives back rubs for that kind of money&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just made another installment on the Will doll, which brings me to $722.61 of $1498.60 paid off.&nbsp; I think I&#8217;ve just about successfully purchased his legs, which make up 40 cm of his 80 cm gangliness. Did I mention he was an expensive fucker? I hope he plays fetch, washes my dishes and gives&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/05\/27\/i-think-i-just-paid-off-his-legs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I think I just paid off his legs.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}