{"id":458,"date":"2007-06-06T16:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-06T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=458"},"modified":"2007-06-06T16:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-06T20:29:00","slug":"new-jareths-realm-essay-in-the-works","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/06\/06\/new-jareths-realm-essay-in-the-works\/","title":{"rendered":"New Jareth’s Realm essay in the works"},"content":{"rendered":"

[MW STEPS UP to the podium at an outdoor amphitheater reminiscent of the Coliseum.]<\/p>\n

MW: Howdy there, loyal Jareth’s Realm viewers.<\/p>\n

\n

[MW LOOKS around. SOUND of crickets chirping.]<\/p>\n

MW: Apparently all my fans are invisible. Anyway, folks, we’ve got some great new material in the works. I’m right now editing a fan’s interpretation of Jareth as psychologist, so watch for an interesting essay on that soon.<\/p>\n

[SOUND of crickets chirping grows fainter as MW PAUSES again.]<\/p>\n

MW: Plus I have some awesome fan art of Jareth coming up! The artist, <\/p>\n

\"[info]\"<\/a>phurie_dae<\/b><\/a><\/div>\n

, worked with me for over a year to get it just right!<\/p>\n

[MW GESTURES dramatically. NO more  crickets CHIRPING.]<\/p>\n

MW: It’s really sexy. He’s lounging in a window with a smirk on his face and you can see a glimpse of his Area.<\/p>\n

[MW WAITS for audience response. CRICKETS have clearly gone back under their grass blades to listen to something more interesting, like a rebroadcast of Senate subcommittee hearings on welfare reform.]<\/p>\n

MW: Screw this. I’m gonna go sing Video Killed The Radio Star off-key for the 478th time in a row.<\/p>\n

[MW WALKS off the stage.]<\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[MW STEPS UP to the podium at an outdoor amphitheater reminiscent of the Coliseum.] MW: Howdy there, loyal Jareth’s Realm viewers. [MW LOOKS around. SOUND of crickets chirping.] MW: Apparently all my fans are invisible. Anyway, folks, we’ve got some great new material in the works. I’m right now editing a fan’s interpretation of Jareth… Continue reading New Jareth’s Realm essay in the works<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}