{"id":484,"date":"2007-06-30T20:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-01T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=484"},"modified":"2007-06-30T20:13:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-01T00:13:00","slug":"ive-bought-up-to-his-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/06\/30\/ive-bought-up-to-his-nipples\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve bought up to his nipples."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just made a payment on Will, bringing the total amount paid to $1097.61. I guess I&#8217;ve purchased all of him up to his nipples. I can&#8217;t wait to get his head!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just made a payment on Will, bringing the total amount paid to $1097.61. I guess I&#8217;ve purchased all of him up to his nipples. I can&#8217;t wait to get his head!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}