{"id":5134,"date":"2015-07-09T19:14:46","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T23:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=5134"},"modified":"2015-07-09T19:14:46","modified_gmt":"2015-07-09T23:14:46","slug":"cat-slot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/07\/09\/cat-slot\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat slot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Babycat likes to wedge herself into spots where we don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d fit, so we call anyplace that she ensconces herself a &#8220;cat slot.&#8221; When I accidentally left the closet open yesterday, she found a cat slot between the door and my laundry hamper. Doofus.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5135\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5135\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/catslot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5135\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/catslot.jpg\" alt=\"We also call her &quot;the Visa cat&quot; because, since she gets in the way, she's everywhere you want to be!\" width=\"584\" height=\"876\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/catslot.jpg 584w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/catslot-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/catslot-96x144.jpg 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5135\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We also call her &#8220;the Visa cat&#8221; because, since she gets in the way, she&#8217;s everywhere you want to be!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Babycat likes to wedge herself into spots where we don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d fit, so we call anyplace that she ensconces herself a &#8220;cat slot.&#8221; When I accidentally left the closet open yesterday, she found a cat slot between the door and my laundry hamper. Doofus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[630],"class_list":["post-5134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5136,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134\/revisions\/5136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}