{"id":601,"date":"2007-03-18T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-18T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=601"},"modified":"2015-07-17T08:54:18","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T12:54:18","slug":"im-in-ur-fridge-peein-in-ur-sodaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/03\/18\/im-in-ur-fridge-peein-in-ur-sodaz\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m in ur fridge peein in ur sodaz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Choo cha!! I just won an Ebay auction for Elfdoll&#8217;s Devil Hana. I&#8217;m bringing home the single doll and turning it into the dicephalus conjoined twins that I mentioned previously. They are called Delenda and Submit. <\/p>\n<p>Submit, the annoying, rambunctious, sadistic one, has brown bobbed hair. Her name comes from one of my ancestors. It&#8217;s clearly supposed to contrast with her character. Delenda, the reserved, thoughtful one, has dreadlocked pink hair. Her name comes from the gerundive of necessity in Latin, demonstrated in the sentence &#8220;Carthago delenda est,&#8221; which means &#8220;Carthage must be destroyed!&#8221; Delenda and Submit do not get along in terms of character, but they do love to ride their bike together. I think they are small demon-like creatures from the same realm as Sardonix [who is a succubus, in case you didn&#8217;t know]. <\/p>\n<p>This post gets its title from one of the Hana Devil&#8217;s faceplates, which is a big squinty smirk. It&#8217;s an &#8220;I just peed in your soda!&#8221; expression if I&#8217;ve ever seen one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Choo cha!! I just won an Ebay auction for Elfdoll&#8217;s Devil Hana. I&#8217;m bringing home the single doll and turning it into the dicephalus conjoined twins that I mentioned previously. They are called Delenda and Submit. Submit, the annoying, rambunctious, sadistic one, has brown bobbed hair. Her name comes from one of my ancestors. It&#8217;s&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/03\/18\/im-in-ur-fridge-peein-in-ur-sodaz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">i&#8217;m in ur fridge peein in ur sodaz<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[719,644],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sardonix","tag-submit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5665,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions\/5665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}